Cuckula
A person who is acting in a way that makes one think they would like to see their s/o have sex with another individual. There is a generally negative connotation with this word.
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The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
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Cuckflake
Term denoting overly entitled, hypocritical and judgemental people who like to whine and complain about their own problems as the end of society, while everyone else s problems are their own fault.
Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.
Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.
Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.
Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."
Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.
Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
Portmanteau of Cuckold and Special Snowflake. It combines the passive weakness of a cuckold with the constant complaining of injustice of Snowflakes.
Cuckflakes are too weak willed to stand behind and defend their position, whining and crying when anyone disagrees and accuse them of the same. Cuckflakes use ad hominem attacks to derail and transform the discussion to avoid having to come out on the loosing side , or make their ignorance on the topic apparent.
Unlike the snowflakes that complain that everything should be given to them, Cuckflakes expect everyone else to deal with disadvantages they do not as if everyone was on equal ground.
Cuckflakes live by the motto "Do as I say, not do as I do."
Commonly found parroting catch phrases and talking points in online forums ripped from talk radio pundits, cable news outlets complaining about wars on Christmas, and screaming conspiracy theorists on the internet that reinforce what they want to believe, instead of doing research and vetting the validity of their sources on the subjects they want to rant about.
Despite this unwillingness to discuss a topic or be knowledgeable about it, they are ridiculously vocal about letting everyone know what they think.
"You cuckflakes do not realize that you are everything you just attacked"
"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"
"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"
"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"
"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"
"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
"Just another cuckflake puking out quotes from Alex Jones and Robert Davi"
"You cuckflakes promote transforming this country into something it has never been"
"Look at all the snowflake on cuckflake textual violence"
"No wonder cuckflakes like you elected Trump, You both write and think on a third grade level"
"It is this plague of cuckflakes that are ruining this nation with their treasonous selling out the people to the government and corporations that they are too dense to realize they will be the first victims of."
Cockulation
Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010
Cockulator
A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016
Cockulator
Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021
cockulating
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011