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cuckulator

A mathematical device that determines the cuckness of a male feminist
Oh my cuckulator went off there's a male feminist somewhere . His level of cuckness is over 9,000
cuckulator by InosCOPEDjfk420 June 1, 2017

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis
you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it
Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

crackulator 

When a drug dealer uses a regular calculator to calculate the price of crack cocaine on the open market that calculator he is using is then referred to as a " Crackulator ".
"Sheet dog how much can we git fo a pound and half?"

"Hold up homes let me check dat on my crackulator.
crackulator by hrmmphh July 18, 2003

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.
“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”
Cockulator by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

cockulater 

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.
billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."
cockulater by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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