Cuckulator

A cute penis that does well in math.

Emma at the Human Resources got herself a new cuckulator, she is enjoying it at work!

by Anonymous 006 June 25, 2020

cuckulator

A mathematical device that determines the cuckness of a male feminist

Oh my cuckulator went off there's a male feminist somewhere . His level of cuckness is over 9,000

by InosCOPEDjfk420 June 1, 2017

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

crackulator

When a drug dealer uses a regular calculator to calculate the price of crack cocaine on the open market that calculator he is using is then referred to as a " Crackulator ".

"Sheet dog how much can we git fo a pound and half?"

"Hold up homes let me check dat on my crackulator.

by hrmmphh July 18, 2003

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

cockulater

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.

billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."

by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011