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Cockulant
Cockulant by ALEX696969smh June 6, 2018
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Cockulate
The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers
D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!
Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009
cockupation block
An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.
-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?
-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.
-sooo....want to get food or what?
-fuck you nigga!
-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.
-sooo....want to get food or what?
-fuck you nigga!
cockupation block by eyewatch May 19, 2011
Cockulation
Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010
cockolate-chip cookie
A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
cockolate-chip cookie by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
Cockumentary
n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007
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