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cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011
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Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

copulating 

the act of having sex, or fucking.
The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.
copulating by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

crackulating

Whats crackulating?
crackulating by Chris Wilson August 14, 2003

crackulating

Means the same thing as:
Whats up? Whats going down? Whats happening?, Whats doing?, Whats the go? or Whats the deal?
Answer is 'not much' or 'im just doing...' NOT 'good', 'pretty bad' etc.
Variation of 'whats cracking?'.
"Yo' whatz crackulatin', nigga?"
"Nothin', jus' chillin'."
crackulating by Diego August 25, 2003

Combulating 

A shocking, but also annoying surprise. Its when someone figures something out and is surprised but also annoyed at the same time.
“That was very combulating, I didn’t expect him to do something like that.”
Combulating by imjunyeop October 3, 2023

cockulation 

The Calculations of ones Penis
"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy
cockulation by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010
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