Corpocunt
Corpocunt by GlowingSpacer November 28, 2025
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corncunted
corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010
Corpocuck
A corpocuck is typically an American who cucks out to corporations. Usually brainwashed into believing that outsourcing manufacturing, breaking down unions, and importing low wage tech workers is what makes America great. You can spot them oftentimes on LinkedIn, giving out advice while they themselves aren’t successful or reposting motivational memes.
A corpocuck is usually middle class, has a university education, and works in the private sector making 35-55k a year living in a city that taxes them half of that while rent and food eats up the rest. A corpocuck watches corporate media like Fox News or CNN, probably read, “7 habits of highly successful teens,” has been posting “Stay Home” stories on Instagram about quarantine by regurgitating facts, and is usually in a job that has literally zero tangible effect on the world.
A corpocuck is absolutely stoked about deciding between a Orange Rapist and a Senile Rapist competing to sit in the Oval Office. A corpocuck really cares about the stock market, despite having no stocks himself / herself, and prides himself on the $70 Lacoste shirts he buys from China.
A corpocuck is usually middle class, has a university education, and works in the private sector making 35-55k a year living in a city that taxes them half of that while rent and food eats up the rest. A corpocuck watches corporate media like Fox News or CNN, probably read, “7 habits of highly successful teens,” has been posting “Stay Home” stories on Instagram about quarantine by regurgitating facts, and is usually in a job that has literally zero tangible effect on the world.
A corpocuck is absolutely stoked about deciding between a Orange Rapist and a Senile Rapist competing to sit in the Oval Office. A corpocuck really cares about the stock market, despite having no stocks himself / herself, and prides himself on the $70 Lacoste shirts he buys from China.
M: “Hey, did you see Josh’s LinkedIn post about how we need to increase immigration, while complaining about how his 4,000th job application was rejected?”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck”
M: “did you hear Matt pays $1500 a month to live in a literal ghetto and drive 45 minutes one way to an animation studio in Hollywood that pays him 35k a year, after blowing 240k on college?”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck”
M: “did you hear about how Remy’s new engineering job at Disney pays 50k a year?”
J: “uhh, no, but that’s okay I guess. You’d think an engineer on the west coast would make more tbh.”
M: “yeah, to celebrate he got a brand new Tesla lease, while he’s still on his old Honda lease, and bought himself a new computer for WoW! Now there’s some trouble paying the rent tho, so he’s moving back home.”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck”
M: “Ramone said you’re a lazy communist because you think Jeff Bezos is an asshole.”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck. Ramone’s a 35 year old man that lives with his mom, has been unemployed since he left the marines after a tour in a warehouse in Nebraska a decade ago, has lived off the GI Bill since and has yet to complete a single college class.”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck”
M: “did you hear Matt pays $1500 a month to live in a literal ghetto and drive 45 minutes one way to an animation studio in Hollywood that pays him 35k a year, after blowing 240k on college?”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck”
M: “did you hear about how Remy’s new engineering job at Disney pays 50k a year?”
J: “uhh, no, but that’s okay I guess. You’d think an engineer on the west coast would make more tbh.”
M: “yeah, to celebrate he got a brand new Tesla lease, while he’s still on his old Honda lease, and bought himself a new computer for WoW! Now there’s some trouble paying the rent tho, so he’s moving back home.”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck”
M: “Ramone said you’re a lazy communist because you think Jeff Bezos is an asshole.”
J: “Jesus Christ, what a corpocuck. Ramone’s a 35 year old man that lives with his mom, has been unemployed since he left the marines after a tour in a warehouse in Nebraska a decade ago, has lived off the GI Bill since and has yet to complete a single college class.”
Cococunt
It's technically used for those people who are behaving like a fucker,jerk, spoiler, stupid or idiot.
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya
Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'
It's also English word for a Hindi Slang, Chutiya
Etymology: In ancient India, Men from the coastal regions used to hang two coconuts from waist down below to display their testicular prowess. But soon some copycats who had halfwit knowledge of the tradition started hanging empty coconut shells which not only made them look like idiots but also vaguely became a symbolic representation of a vagina; colloquially known as a cunt. A Sage, popularly known as Guru Ghantal from north India descending from the Aryans who travelled from central asia found this idiocracy and hence the term cococunts came into existence. For more details read M Ram's historic account on 'The art of cococunting'