corncunted

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

by Vinter January 28, 2010

Confunted

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

concusted

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008

Concurted

means your super pissed off and super disapointed

I am so concurted because of you, you bitch. I am so conned about you fricking hell.

by iibrxkenjay November 21, 2020

Corncunt

The female analogue of cheesedick.

If that Corncunt Nancy were a dude, she'd be a cheesedick.

by someguyyoudon'tknow February 1, 2009

cockcunted

The male penis slaps a female vagina while shooting cum in and around the the vaginal opening impregnating the female

oh shit hunny! I just cockcunted you, we are breaking up!

by Cunt master clit baby January 7, 2009

Cowcunted

A little off kilter, not quite right/square or unbalanced.

"holy fuck boys, that shit is right cowcunted"

by Pipeline Pete July 24, 2018