corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

concusted 

Someone who is really fucked up from a concussion often used by football teams

Man did you see Haas piss himself, he sure was concusted.

concusted by Orion Foeller July 29, 2008

Concurted 

means your super pissed off and super disapointed

I am so concurted because of you, you bitch. I am so conned about you fricking hell.

Concurted by iibrxkenjay November 21, 2020

Corncunt 

The female analogue of cheesedick.

If that Corncunt Nancy were a dude, she'd be a cheesedick.

Corncunt by someguyyoudon'tknow February 1, 2009

cockcunted 

The male penis slaps a female vagina while shooting cum in and around the the vaginal opening impregnating the female

oh shit hunny! I just cockcunted you, we are breaking up!

cockcunted by Cunt master clit baby January 7, 2009

Cowcunted 

A little off kilter, not quite right/square or unbalanced.

"holy fuck boys, that shit is right cowcunted"

Cowcunted by Pipeline Pete July 24, 2018