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Noun. Vulgar slang.
A cococunt is the descriptive term for a female's genitalia after an act of self abuse or masturbation including a well-known brand of coconut-filled chocolate bar.
For best results, use a lightly chilled Bounty bar.
Wash immediately afterwards as cooled chocolate will harden and can draw hair out from your pubic hairea like a motherfucker.
n.b. the scrumptious coconut filling hurts like buggery if you get a bit down your japs eye.
My girlfriend gave me my first taste of a cococunt after she masturbated through a family pack of bounty bars. I had to eat my way through half a kilo of chocolate to get to the cunnie.
by Major Brownwings October 28, 2013
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