corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.
Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.
by Vinter January 28, 2010
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