Contrevie

Awesome guy good in bed will shoot you in your face if you cross him but if he. Likes you we looks out and is always willing together

Sexiest man alive and loving

Contrevie is a great guy

by Contrevie November 20, 2023

Contrepreneur

A con artist who makes their fortune by fooling wantrepreneurs into thinking they're getting a great deal or coming into some easy money when the reality is it's the contrepreneur making the real money.

Nigel told the desperate group of wannabe entrepreneurs that they'd all be millionaires in six months if they paid him 15k, but Nigel was the only one getting rich, Nigel was a Contrepreneur.

by MIKE WINNET November 4, 2018

contrive

1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation

1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.

by a_cat August 20, 2005

Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

contreceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.

by CapTim January 25, 2008

contrivium

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.

engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

by YAWA May 4, 2018