wood

An erect penis

Damn, i've got wood!

by Jaluh February 01, 2004

wood

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)

by demanding change May 08, 2008

wood

a term used to show respect or fellowship among white prison inmates, ex-cons and rednecks; peckerwood; whiteboy.

"its tough in prison. you have to be hard, wood."

by aimoner March 26, 2007

wood

the hard stuff thats on trees.

I went outside and found some wood on my tree.

by Roseee January 08, 2008

wood

1 Syn. Marijuana;weed;pot

2 Erection

"I broke down all the wood to roll the blunt."

by skratch July 26, 2004

wood

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021

wood

A slang term used in the South for unpotent, normal, weed; or "schwag" if you may.

"Man that was some fuckin wood. I dont even think i got high."

by THE WILSONATOR February 03, 2007