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Contrepreneur 

A con artist who makes their fortune by fooling wantrepreneurs into thinking they're getting a great deal or coming into some easy money when the reality is it's the contrepreneur making the real money.
Nigel told the desperate group of wannabe entrepreneurs that they'd all be millionaires in six months if they paid him 15k, but Nigel was the only one getting rich, Nigel was a Contrepreneur.
Contrepreneur by MIKE WINNET November 4, 2018
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contrepreneur 

An online seller of goods on eBay, Amazon or other such virtual pawn shops.
Billy is a real contrepreneur. He finds stuff in the garbage and sells it to grannies, nerds and housewives on the internets Pa. Can I marry him?
contrepreneur by B. Ho January 27, 2007

contrapreneur 

Portmanteau of "contra" and "entrepreneur." Someone who sees the business possibilities in reactionary and counter-revolutionary operations.
The #FusionRiseUp conference is a great place for a contrapreneur to get their startup recognized by the CIA and the State Department, so they can participate in future US-backed color "revolutions."
contrapreneur by gavinsaywhat November 19, 2014

nontrepreneur

A person who claims to be self-employed, a small business owner, or an entrepreneur, but really just sits around all day thinking about those things. Nontrepreneurs frequently boast about "flexible" work hours, being their own boss, and not working for "the man." However, unlike entrepreneurs, they rarely start profitable businesses that provide a valuable good or service to the economy. Instead, they usually get wrapped up in pyramid schemes.
Successful person: "Hi, I'm Jim. I am a journalist. What do you do for a living?"
Nontrepreneur: "Hi, Jim. I'm sorry to hear that. While you were at the office today, I was on the beach taking a break from work. I am able to do that because I run my own company, and don't have to be a part of the ratrace like everyone else. My earnings potential is unlimited. If you have a few minutes, I'd like to discuss an opportunity for you to change your life forever - but you have to act now, or you might miss out."

Contripreneur 

Noun:

An entrepreneur who is committed to producing profit and success in business as a means to contribute to and make a difference in the area of philanthropy and the community.
The trust was set up by a prominent American contripreneur
Contripreneur by albertiwa November 23, 2013

chrontrepreneur

See Chrontrepreneur Show Spelled Pronunciation krahn-truh-pruh-nur, -noor; Fr. krahn-truh-pruh-nœr, verb, noun

an individual who organizes and manages any high-scale marijuana (ie: chronic) enterprise, esp. a front business, usually with considerable initiative and riske but with high returns on a considerably smaller investment.
chrontrepreneur Ie: Mark Emery

cuntrapreneur 

n. Heterosexual male with a relentless drive to mate with as many women as possible in one lifetime. Cassanova wannabe. Don Juan-ist.
Tiger Woods (before therapy) was a well publicized cuntrapreneur.
cuntrapreneur by Pedro Snave September 25, 2010