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Contefied 

Used to describe a job or product of your labors
A mixture of contentment and satisfaction
My job is very contefying.
I just finished my painting, I feel contefied
Contefied by Fred Jones September 22, 2021

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.
'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'
conkified by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

contested expression 

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”
After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.

cuntified 

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.
Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.
cuntified by Queery February 15, 2006

cootiefied 

after hanging out with a boy or girl and being very close together you get very itchy so u have the cooties and u are cootiefied
after hanging out with clay i was cootiefied
cootiefied by blehmonster August 7, 2007