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Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something
I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.
Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake
I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017
1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi
On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!
Conjabi by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Conwayed 

Speaking in so many logical fallacies and so much gibberish that the person you are arguing with "isn't even sure if their mouth is their asshole or their asshole is their mouth."
Person 1: Wait, I'm so confused.
Person 2: You just got conwayed.
Conwayed by that_one_know-it-all February 7, 2017

Conway Corona

putting a lime in your PBR.

The origins are from either a reference to Conway Twitty, the country music star, or from the city of Conway, SC.
Can I have a Pabst, and a Conway Corona for my girlfriend.

Conway Twitty 

Country Music legend. Commonly used by Seth McFarlane when he can't come up with two to four minutes of material on Family Guy
(while watching Family Guy) I guess Seth McFarlane couldn't come up with some good material, so he pulled a Conway Twitty.
Conway Twitty by KingFan43 July 26, 2009