Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 18, 2012

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Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

by stephen buscemi December 11, 2010

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What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 02, 2021

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A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 20, 2021

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To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)

She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.

Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!

by ImJoeAsFuck February 02, 2023

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