Conjaculate
To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
Conjaculate by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012
Conjaculate
Conjaculate by ImJoeAsFuck February 2, 2023
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confeculate
to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.
confeculate by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006
Contadulate
Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018
Confuculated
A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!
Why is this test so confuculated?
My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Why is this test so confuculated?
My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010
Conjaculations
I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!
Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010
Confuculate
Confuculate by Ultimate bitch March 20, 2006
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