Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Conjavitus

Conjavitus is a disease found in the throat. It causes large mucus build up in the back of the throat which results in short deep coughs. Conjavitus is a non-deadly disease but slightly contagious if you are in close proximity of someone with the disease. This throat disease may cause you to become extremely irritable and drowsy. If not cured within two weeks the disease will continue to spread, resulting in nausea, headaches, sore throat, and irritable/red eyes. After one month you may experience visions and become delusional, similar to someone who is diagnosed with schizophrenia. The medication or cure for Conjavitus has not been scientifically created but drinking 32 oz of water a day as well as a basic pain reliever has been proven to be the most successful in getting rid of Conjavitus.

Blayze: *coughs*
Paige: Bro I think you got Conjavitus.

by MsConjavitus July 6, 2022

coonjabi

Noun: a derogatory term for people of Punjabi and African-American descent

Coonjabi is a combination of the derogatory term "coon," and punjabi (pronounced poonjabi), which is the largest ethnic group in India.
See also coonjab

Black guy: "You know that one Punjabi girl I was talking to, I got her pregnant."
Friend: "Damn! Y'all gonna have a coonjabi baby."

by terimadilund June 13, 2016

Conjavious

1. Well dressed gentleman.

2. Great friend who'd be perfectly honest.

3. Hard-working.

Get a conjavious in your life.

by Kingp2011 December 20, 2016

conjubilate

v.-the unpleasant churning motion of the contents of one's stomach during running, jumping or other physical activity.

conjublilation (n.), conjublilating (adj.), conjubliatingly (adv.)

My steak and eggs was conjublilating all around as I ran after the city bus.

by Matti February 15, 2004

coonjabi

A punjabi who seeks validation from their western masters.
This behaviour is deeply rooted in them from the times they used to serve for their British masters during the Raj.

Nikhil305: As an Indian, I can 100% confirm this

Nikhil305 is a coonjabi who seeks internet likes from westoids in exchange for self respect

by mildlyoffensive February 27, 2023

Conjubilant

(adj.) Shouting together with joy.

The conjubilant crowd screamed when the band began to walk on stage.

by taco_55 April 25, 2020