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Conjaculations 

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.
- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!
Conjaculations by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Conjaculations 

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune
Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"
Conjaculations by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

convagulations 

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina
- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!
convagulations by βĠ October 10, 2007

Convagulations 

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)
"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"
Convagulations by PettyRider April 24, 2010

Cojaculation 

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.
If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.
Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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