Colume

The feeling of relief you feel when you were going to cancel plans but the other person cancels first.

I had plans to go out tonight and all I wanted to do was stay home and watch a show! Thank goodness my friends decided to cancel, I am so colume and excited to relax!

Colume by LIL WATZ May 25, 2021

Columbia Heights Deuce 

Columbia Heights Deuce

Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.

As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.

Oh you graduated from Columbia Heights, Well you must be Columbia Heights Deuce.

Columbia Heights Deuce by crumblingheights September 4, 2019

Christopher Columbus

An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.

Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.

Christopher Columbus by Ima Linguist September 28, 2020

Christopher Columbus

An italian admiral famous for having discovered the Salvador islands in october 1492. He reached his destination after over 70 days of navigation, and erroneously thought he landed in the eatern Indies, hence the term "Western Indies" to refer to America (which takes the name after another famous italian explorer, Amerigo Vespucci) and the use of "Indian" to refer to north american natives. Recently the image of Columbus was defiled by left leaning political agendas that labeled him as a murderous power hungry invader, yet despite this people always forget that without him the modern geopolitical landscape of the New World woudn't exist, including the USA. He was a great man who had the balls to venture through uncharted waters with the ever looming risk to never come back, and he deserves every bit of respect one could possibly give. Also despite Leif Eriksson having discovered modern Terranova 200 years earlier, he never created trade routes nor permanent colonies and thus his contribution to exploration can be considered negligible compared to Columbus.

Christopher Columbus' statue was recently defiled by a bunch of brainwashed rich college boys with guilt complexes

Christopher Columbus by sepia_officinalis April 16, 2021

Columbus Day 

The day that Columbus set foot in America.
If you think he didn't, you're a moron. Yes. he wasn't the first European to set foot in America, that was Leif Erikson. However, Leif didn't make monumental colonies spreading across the continent. This makes Columbus the third person not from America to step there -- first was Leif Erikson, then Mansa Musa's predecessor, then Columbus.

And no, this day doesn't celebrate the deaths of native Americans...
History fanatic, learn history.

Happy Columbus day, mate!
Happy Columbus day!

Columbus Day by Sylaswwww July 30, 2021

Columbian Comakazi 

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

Armchair Columbo

A person who thinks they can work out the motives, actions and guilt of people involved in high profile media criminal cases, based only on media revelations and their limited imagination.

Derivation is from Lt Columbo (a fictional TV Homicide detective from the 70's and 80's) who always knew who the killer was, within 2 minutes of meeting them (although, because this was fiction, he was always right)

Armchair Columbo's exist in a simple world full of Black and white motives, stranger dangers and Paedophiles hiding behind every tree

They are more likely to be conversant with TV police dramas than real life, and will know a great deal about forensic science from such shows as CSI:NY and NCIS, without realizing that most of this is fiction

Tigerlily: On the news, it said the missing boy was fully dressed and walked out the front door. How could a 3 year old dress himself and open the front door? I reckon the parents must know a lot more than they are letting on
Vinnie: Oh Tigerlily, you're such an Armchair Columbo

Armchair Columbo by DutchCappedCrusader January 16, 2014