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Cocrastination

Group procrastination. To defer action; delay in a group of more than 1.
This group project is turning into facilitated cocrastination.
by Sinjon-Gogarty March 1, 2009
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concrastination

Opposite of procrastination, when one starts on a task almost as soon as it is assigned, and does not rest until the task is done
The concrastinators of the class were working on their homework as soon as the teacher wrote it on the board.
by Dan McClure October 24, 2004
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Crastination

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015
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pro-crastination

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)
Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."
by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010
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concrastinating

The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenanigans, tom foolery, and lollygagging.
Paul was concrastinating his essay due on friday because he knew there was a ripper at ski house thursday night, and he wanted to rage!
by john557 April 15, 2009
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concrastinating

Tom - Hey man, what are you up to?

Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.
by Dcarcher July 3, 2009
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Concrastination

Is the act of one concrastinating which is when you get things done BEFORE they were ever even assigned! Usually Requires Oneself to step out of their comfort zone in any aspect of their life and excel or advance by completing personal goals that will potentially eliminate/or complete near future tasks/goals. Usually it is a self rewarding mania due to the fact that you complete assigned tasks and goals before it is assigned to you that way at the moment it is publicly/formally assigned to you it is already complete.

It also counts as concrastination by completing extra tasks or goals that may never get assigned but STILL got DONE!

Concrastination can also be defined as completing a recurring assignment/task/goal multiple times so you can get it out of the way and free up some of your time until it reoccurs again after your completed supply is exhausted.

Concrastination can also manifest a lot in academic settings where a student/teacher/pupil takes it upon themselves to explore and comprehend further into the subject/class being studied so that one may complete future assignments weather it was done on accident or consciously aware of the potential assignment possibilities.

Many times being obvious things that could be within a set of tasks to accomplish a larger goal that someone might feel the need to assign it anyway!

In layman terms work before play!
I usually don't take the trash out, but today I am in a state of Concrastination!! sooo... not only am I going to take the trash out but I will also replace the garbage bag in the garbage bin. Because later when I don't want to be bothered, I will be...

by someone asking "Did Anyone take the trash out yet today?!"

then I respond, "Of course I embraced concrastination a lot today, so now I can do whatever I want!"
"And did a new garbage make it to the garbage bin?!"
"Hellz Yea! I get shit done before its assign silly fool!"

Suzy was in a state of Concrastination when she foresaw a potential task, work assigment, or goal that she would have to complete within a month tops! And its something she really doesn't like to do! But Most likely she did it to surprise or impress the person that potentially would assign it!

"I am a Concrastinator, because i get shit done!"
by Bo0M3R 31337 November 19, 2012
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