Crastination 

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.

Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.

Crastination by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015

pro-crastination 

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)

Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

pro-crastination by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010

ironi-crastination 

watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on

Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)

ironi-crastination by Mal.Halsey April 25, 2022

professional crastinator 

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

professional crastinator by Burtrum May 13, 2008

Carstipation

It is a specific type of constipation, caused by devouring to many hotwheels. It is mostly found in toddlers or perverted teenagers.

I heard that you suffered from carstipation when you were little, that's really retarded.

Carstipation by #1 Bucket Boiiii July 29, 2017

Pro Crastinator 

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

Pro Crastinator by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

pro-crastinating 

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

pro-crastinating by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008