socrastination 

Intelligent procrastination

I spent 5 hours today socrastinating on the bbc website. Im the king of socrastination,

socrastination by wodo April 11, 2011

snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business

hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow

snowcrastination by Carl pitz January 13, 2007

Sarcrastination

The term for a sarcastic response upon the request of a task or service, often used to delay the completion of said task or service.

Bro: Hey, could you finish your part of the report?
Douche: Sure (Heavy sarcasm).
Bro: Cut it with the Sarcrastination

Sarcrastination by It Girl, Rag Doll November 3, 2014

sarcastination 

A way someone acts

OMG Brianna is being such a SARCASTINATION

sarcastination by Raina May 14, 2016

snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business

hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow

snowcrastination by Carl pitz December 9, 2008

Cocrastination 

Group procrastination. To defer action; delay in a group of more than 1.

This group project is turning into facilitated cocrastination.

Cocrastination by Sinjon-Gogarty March 1, 2009

Showcrastination 

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.

Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.

Showcrastination by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022