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snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow
snowcrastination by Carl pitz January 13, 2007

Sarcrastination

The term for a sarcastic response upon the request of a task or service, often used to delay the completion of said task or service.
Bro: Hey, could you finish your part of the report?
Douche: Sure (Heavy sarcasm).
Bro: Cut it with the Sarcrastination

sarcastination 

A way someone acts
OMG Brianna is being such a SARCASTINATION
sarcastination by Raina May 14, 2016

snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow
snowcrastination by Carl pitz December 9, 2008

Cocrastination 

Group procrastination. To defer action; delay in a group of more than 1.
This group project is turning into facilitated cocrastination.

Showcrastination 

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.
Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.