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The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.

Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.

Cocktongs by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021

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cocktoonist

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

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Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

Cockonoscopy by sexperts February 1, 2010

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cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005

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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

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cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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