Cocktongs 

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.

Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.

Cocktongs by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Cockonoscopy 

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

Cockonoscopy by sexperts February 1, 2010

cocktographer 

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

cocktopus 

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cockmonster 

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003