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cocktangle 

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.
Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.
cocktangle by mmcg1 April 7, 2011
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CockTangle 

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.
Your a cocktangle
CockTangle by Rob November 26, 2003

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

cockwrangler 

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission
James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!
cockwrangler by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.
Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed
cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005
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