grass grazer

One who performs oral sex on vaginas i.e. one who partakes in cunnilingus. A pussy eater. A beaver eater. A cunt muncher. A clit licker.
Mom and daughter:
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"
by silkpouch September 05, 2007
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cockproud

The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.
In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
by silkpouch September 02, 2007
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Service

1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.
From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.
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Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.
Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.
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voracious

Adjective meaning extremely greedy or gluttonous.
Timmy was such a voracious ass eater it took his dental hygienist a whole hour to clean the hardened bits of shit off his teeth.
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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 13, 2007
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Bitchmeat

1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"

2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
by silkpouch August 31, 2007
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