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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
mugGet the muffin munchingmug.

cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
by silkpouch September 22, 2007
mugGet the cocktopusmug.

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."
by silkpouch September 25, 2007
mugGet the Après cuntmug.

cocktopussy

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.
Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).
by silkpouch September 22, 2007
mugGet the cocktopussymug.

grass grazer

One who performs oral sex on vaginas i.e. one who partakes in cunnilingus. A pussy eater. A beaver eater. A cunt muncher. A clit licker.
Mom and daughter:
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
mugGet the grass grazermug.

Bitchmeat

1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"

2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
by silkpouch September 8, 2007
mugGet the Bitchmeatmug.

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.
Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?
by silkpouch September 15, 2007
mugGet the shit grazermug.

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