Definitions by silkpouch

voracious 

Adjective meaning extremely greedy or gluttonous.

Timmy was such a voracious ass eater it took his dental hygienist a whole hour to clean the hardened bits of shit off his teeth.

voracious by silkpouch January 2, 2009

muffin munching 

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!

"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."

muffin munching by silkpouch September 26, 2007

Après cunt 

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

Après cunt by silkpouch September 25, 2007

cocktopus 

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

cocktopus by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cocktopussy 

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007

Cunt poker 

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

Cunt poker by silkpouch September 15, 2007

grass grazer 

One who performs oral sex on vaginas i.e. one who partakes in cunnilingus. A pussy eater. A beaver eater. A cunt muncher. A clit licker.

Mom and daughter:
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"

grass grazer by silkpouch September 15, 2007