cockmong

an idiot. an insult you would give to a person in the wrong, or that you just hate.

you're such a cockmong matt

by zeen February 09, 2005

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 10, 2003

cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

by Elastin November 24, 2008

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 24, 2005

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

by NateSharrock December 04, 2006

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 03, 2011

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

by The Babysat July 18, 2004