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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004
A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.
Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.
cocklog by taw April 3, 2008

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings
Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !
Cockling by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003