cockmongerer
Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".
cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003
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warholstering cockmongerer
A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.
Anthony- "I like mangas."
Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*
Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*
Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."
warholstering cockmongerer by top hat September 7, 2008
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cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004
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cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003
cockmongrel
1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
cockmongrel by Batrastard July 2, 2003
cockmungerer
cockmungerer by chaz13123 February 28, 2009
Cock Mongerer
Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.
Cock Mongerer by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003
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