Cocksank
Stop being a cocksank
Cocksank by Lola bunny fr January 7, 2024
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cocksand
noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
cocksand by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018
Related Words
Cocksank • cocksand • cockspank • cocksack • cockshank • Cocksnake • Cockrank • cocksackenol • cocksackie disease • cocksaki
Cockspank
A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.
cocksack
the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.
The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
cocksack by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011
cockshank
To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed
Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
cockshank by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
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