an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
God, Evan is such a tool!

Why are you being a tool for?
by PartyCarPartyFlat April 02, 2009
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Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
by Leonardo187 November 02, 2007
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Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
by Leonardo187 November 02, 2007
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Tool: (noun)

1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.

2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!

3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.

4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.

5.) Kanye West
Example:

Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?

Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"

Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.

Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
by Hilo, Hawai'i September 17, 2009
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One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.
by tt February 18, 2003
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That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

by toolguru October 23, 2007
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The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!
by T-Rav January 21, 2005
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