an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
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Tool: (noun)
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
Example:
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
by Hilo, Hawai'i September 17, 2009
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One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by tt February 18, 2003
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That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"
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