an offensive comment, mainly aimed towards the male of the species, when one is being particularly nasty, stupid, or facetious.
by PartyCarPartyFlat April 2, 2009
by Leonardo187 November 3, 2007
by Leonardo187 November 3, 2007
Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
by BigCron August 12, 2009
Tool: (noun)
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
Example:
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
by Hilo, Hawai'i September 18, 2009
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by tt February 19, 2003
An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
by Some dude1231 May 1, 2011