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cocksand 

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.
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cocksand 

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business
"That person is such a cocksand!"
cocksand by plebgate September 4, 2014

Cock-Sand 

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.
No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.
Cock-Sand by RollerBitches March 3, 2015

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

cockhands 

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"
cockhands by storkman January 17, 2008

Cockandballtorture 

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*
Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019

cucksandra 

The term cucksandra is a name occasionally used to describe a female that often cucks others.
Have you met cucksandra? Alva's girlfriend. She fucked like six guys last night.
cucksandra by MrBrilliant October 21, 2017
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