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cockspank 

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool
Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank
cockspank by fred August 5, 2003

cockspank 

You are a cockspank Warren
Warren is a cockspank
cockspank by Vechislav March 13, 2003

cockspank 

the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis
i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller
cockspank by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
master cocksman by estimablesir January 11, 2009
A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.
Gloria lusted after James, for she knew that he was an expert cocksman.
cocksman by Roscoe Turner November 4, 2003

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.
That's my pint you dull cockspanner
cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010
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