Lavinaura's definitions

Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

Virginal orgasm

Is achieved by pranayama, meditation techniques or plant medicines that raise your level of consciousness to experience a state of euphoric bliss and divine energy.

I just did this meditation class and after an hour of breath work and meditation my whole body was electric, as if I had been lifted off the ground and elevated into the clouds. It felt so good, it was a virginal orgasm!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

Guru Fetish Syndrome

When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.

Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!

Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.

by Lavinaura December 29, 2018