Lavinaura's definitions

Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

Guru Fetish Syndrome

When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.

Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!

Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.

by Lavinaura December 29, 2018

Virginal orgasm

Is achieved by pranayama, meditation techniques or plant medicines that raise your level of consciousness to experience a state of euphoric bliss and divine energy.

I just did this meditation class and after an hour of breath work and meditation my whole body was electric, as if I had been lifted off the ground and elevated into the clouds. It felt so good, it was a virginal orgasm!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019