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Cocksnake 

A word used to describe anyone who is far beyond the "douche bag" status. A person who slithers & lives in anothers underwear. A total brown noser.
Bob is a real cocksnake. He has been in the boss's drawers trying to get that promotion.
Cocksnake by idrum6969 January 21, 2009
Words you can keep

Cocksuckectomy 

When a girl uses her vacuum cleaner on your mouth
Elizabeth performed a cocksuckectomy procedure on me, she really sucked the life out of me
Cocksuckectomy by Punkrck1995 May 11, 2021
A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

cocksocket 

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
cocksocket by Guy-No March 23, 2008

Cock Snake

A whore that can deep throat enormous man parts. The woman grabs the 15 inch monster and jams it down her esophagus.
John: hey you offer any "special" services ?
Whore: ehh sucky sucky 5 dolla ?
John: hell yeah lets do this biotch
Whore:*unzips guys pants* grr goguuaa go ohhh brr aah

John: Holy sh!t ! Your a Fu%&ing cock snake !!!
Whore: *Dies of Asphyxiation*
John : Mother Fu$8 what the fuc&ing hell am i going to do with this bitch !!!!!!
Cock Snake by Mr McJohnson May 17, 2009

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.
Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!
cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cocksocket 

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her
Larry's mom is a total cocksocket
cocksocket by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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