Cockoma

When your heroin addict girlfriend nods out while sucking your cock you throat punch her back up

My lady passed out on me while heading down to a cockoma

by Desirae 88 January 21, 2021

cockmaestro

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

by Alexandros January 17, 2006

cockmabob

Verb;

Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.

"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"

by Kapzter October 3, 2015

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cockmatosed

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Cockomi

A joke of the name from the Genshin Impact character Sangonomiya Kokomi, her name is combined with cock to make cockomi

Kokomi in an urinal or should i say "cockomi"

by i ate my dinosaur figure September 6, 2022

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

by dot the word July 26, 2018