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cockman

Individual who soils himself in constrained circumstances e.g. whilst queuing in a tunnel at Alton Towers.
"It's in the bomb-bay, I don't know how long I can hold it in, I think I'm going to Cockman!"
by Dyamma Byah October 27, 2003
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cockman

by iva big cock man October 23, 2003
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Cockmane

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.
Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009
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Cockman

someone with an unusually large penis
Yeah, I met John last night. He certainly was a cockman!
by mmyesssiree June 5, 2018
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Cockman

(Noun probably)

-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.

(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.

(Explination 2)

Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or

Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
by ImAlmostFunny April 22, 2021
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Cockman Aidan

Massive throbbing erection so fucking yummy oh man his cock tastes like Patricia’s pussy
the Man with three legs is Cockman aidan his cock is fucking fantastic
by Penismancockdure April 1, 2019
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W Cockman

Type of individual with a massive corey and easily packs 12 on a regular and names begin with H
Oh that’s a w cockman right there look at the third leg hanging
by W cockman July 24, 2022
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