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A joke of the name from the Genshin Impact character Sangonomiya Kokomi, her name is combined with cock to make cockomi
Kokomi in an urinal or should i say "cockomi"
Cockomi by i ate my dinosaur figure September 6, 2022
Words you can keep
The question of which body part has the highest marginal gains in cock appeal when you were guaranteed that the rest would be average, becomes an even more harder question because of the non 0 values and multiple possible local maximas. Solving this question would require the use of complex algorithms like stochastic gradient ascend etc. Thankfully we dont have to answer the harder version of the problems since we are only looking for an approximation of the true answer. Back to the simplifed question. Now that we've decided our variable intervals only thing left would be to construct a cock appeal function from given values. To attain given values we would have to use reasonably sized polls, voted by the genshin players from multiple genshin fanbases. Using the poll with 10332 answers named "Size or Girth?🥵🥵" we could graph this function with relative accuracy. After the graphing, the statistics show us that girth/bend has %63,15 more effect on sexual appeal compared to size when the other is at its bare minimum. Thus approximating the questions answer as girth having more effect on cock appeal.
r/okbuddygenshin user: COCK CHECK GUYS
SexWithKokomi69: 👍
anon: cockomi
cockomi by w89d7g June 1, 2022
A discord user in the awesome discord server xChiakix who likes genshin impact, electro characters and loves to make video game callouts while having sex
"i just hit a double kill"
"please babe we are having sex you act like cockomi"
Cockomi by Keisuke February 14, 2022

cockomi.i 

- hey did you hear that cockomi.i posted a new vid?
- I NEED TO WATCH IT RN
-ikr she's so pretty and nice it's just OMG SUSHSJSJ
cockomi.i by cockomi.i March 1, 2022

cocksmile 

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.
Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!
Cockmitment by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

Cockamimi 

He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.
Cockamimi by Word Junkie November 3, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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