cocksmack

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline

"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"

by Elliot May 31, 2005

cocksmack

When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.

Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box

by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006

cocksmack

One who enjoys having the cock smacked across their face.

That slut really is a cocksmack!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

Cocksmack

1. The greatest death metal band to come out of Oklahoma.

2. The people who run this website.

I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.

by Obamatang May 29, 2010

cocksmack

Back during the days of wooden naval ships and pirate raids, the British ran a very harsh crew aboard their ships....officers would randomly come up behind sailors and whack them across the head with a thick piece of rope dipped in in this thick coating of whatever it was and it made it hard as rock...so they called it the boatsmans cock...hence cocksmack

Sailor, I repeat never do that again! *whacks sailor round head with rope'

by noise and kisses. July 1, 2005

cocksmack

the act of being struck with ones back hand in the lower testicular region...that leaves a heavy pain in the lower abdimon.

man brian cock smacked me 5th period and it still hurts

by pillihp draw March 9, 2005

cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.

That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!

by Dan September 23, 2003