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cockmabob 

Verb;

Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"
cockmabob by Kapzter October 3, 2015
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Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting
Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"
Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

CockMason 

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.
CockMason by FalseProfit April 14, 2011

cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.
The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.
cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron) 

The Homosexual (Gay) of the Auto Bots in Transformers. Unlike his fellow Auto Bots he does not like to fight, rather get "close" spend some time and "get to know" his leader Optimus Prime.
Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron): what are you doing.... we have all come to the agreement..... Your a faggot. I know its upsetting but during briefing when you were sitting on my lap..... It was very uncomfortable and I had to address the problem with the other Auto Bots immidiately
A variation on the term "Walkabout" which means to journey through the wilderness. However, a "Cockabout" is a journey that a young person takes, usually between the first two years of college when they slut out and blow just about every guy they meet.
Wow, Julie looks beat, must have been a real cockabout she took last semester, probably has AIDS.
Cockabout by dmn1138 February 11, 2015