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cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009
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Comatosed 

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
Comatosed by Dago February 5, 2004

comatosed 

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;
A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed
comatosed by Leo R, May 15, 2008

Cockmatized 

Cockmatized

When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.

she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
why is that girl so submissive to that man?
she must be cockmatized.
Cockmatized by axxxlerod January 25, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026