cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

cockmaestro 

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.

"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"

cockmaestro by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

cocktastrophy by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cocktastrophe 

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

cocktastrophe by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe 

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

Cocktastrophe by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

cocktastrophe 

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

cocktastrophe by asperger's September 5, 2012

cockdestroyer27 

Cockdestroyer27 is hot. And makes great content.

Friend 1: “Woah did you see cockdestroyer27 over there?”

Friend 2: “yep, their pretty cool.”

cockdestroyer27 by Mobius man July 3, 2021