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simp in pimp’s clothing
1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
simp in pimp’s clothing by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022
fibre clothing
fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing
noun
1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas
2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs
3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
noun
1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas
2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs
3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."
"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
fibre clothing by Famous Amos June 2, 2008
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."
2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."
1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"
2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."
1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010
on ice clothing
on ice clothing by Dab ayy lmao May 22, 2019
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