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Pooping a little bit in the bed after having anal sex.
"Jerry and I were doing it in the ass and when he pulled out I started clomping. I couldn't stop it!"
by toshasalad March 13, 2015
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.
"We all sat around clomping our faces off"
by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014
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