Clothing

The shit that you wear

Bitch, put on your clothes

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Clothing

An unnecessary accessory that women created to make men want it more.

I could almost imagine what sarah looks like with out Clothing on. Shame I cant actually see it.

by heggers January 31, 2012

clothes

the most pointless thing ever, but you gotta wear them anyways. usually for protection from the cold weather but also to keep the creeps away from looking at you

Hey, put on some clothes before people stare at you like creeps.

by edgymofo December 12, 2021

clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

Cloths

Usually mispelling of clothes by 13 year olds.

'Man I need to get all my cloths together'

by sotongal4lyf February 8, 2012

clothing

An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!

"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."

by Your_Local_Librarian September 7, 2011

clothes

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

by Matt March 25, 2005