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cloping is a word used by bronies and/or pegasisters when refered to masturbation with my little pony friendship is magic erotic pictures of the show main cast and backgroung ponies(ex.derpy hooves,lyra,bon bon).
Caled clop due to the sound of the ponies when hit with their hooves on the ground or other part of the body.
Cloping originates with the word Faping,being faping the sound that a human makes when masturbates,and clop the sound of the pony if it would masturbate.
im okay with cloping to ponies

i clop to ponies

you fap to humans,i clop to ponies.

"male 1"-you clop to ponies dude ?
"male2"-yes,whats the problem ?
"male1-dude thats disgusting,how can masturbate to characters of a little girls show ?
"male2"-well how can you fap to hentai,its way more disgusting then cloping to ponies,besides its my own business if i find characters from a tv show sexualy atractive,even if the show is aimed to little girls,the characters are not kids,are fully grown adult characters.
cloping by sir sergio August 1, 2012
When you have a closing then opening shift the next day.
I do not want a cloping shift.
cloping by Tara Tason April 4, 2019
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To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.
I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
Choping by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018
The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.
Did you see that pervert choping that woman?
Choping by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.
Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.
Choping by Satandog June 17, 2018

Cloinger 

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Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...
Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
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