Cloomjing 

When a car is obviously a hoopty, ratchet, raggedy, and clapped out but the owner who is selling it is oblivious.

Fritz wanted to sell a clapped out and dented up 240sx but obviously he is blind because it’s cloomjing AF.

Cloomjing by Hahagotcha May 19, 2021

Cooming 

A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute

And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine

Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same

Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*

Cooming by The wise man of the mountain August 2, 2020

Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.

AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!

Im cooming by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

Crooming 

Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.

Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.

Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.

Crooming by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023

ahenanre ptieol comjing 

When a drunken fool tries to type "When are people coming" but it ends up looking like Latin

Drunk guy: "ahenanre ptieol comjing"

Girl: "Are you fucking hammered?"

ahenanre ptieol comjing by Josh's Hair March 8, 2019

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

Cooming inside me by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

Cooming 

Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.

Cooming by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020