Clomming

A wild and unrestrained bedroom escapade that occurs during the euphoric gooning state, where intense arousal leads to a hysterical blend of exaggerated sounds, awkward movements, and comical props. As one partner becomes completely absorbed in their own pleasure, they may uncontrollably engage in clomming—transforming the bedroom into a chaotic carnival of absurdity. Think of a frenzied mix of passionate outbursts and silly antics, where the boundaries of dignity are thrown out the window. In this state, the gooned partner may lose all sense of decorum, expressing delight through wild gestures and vocalizations, resulting in an unforgettable night of laughter and erotic absurdity that leaves both participants in stitches.

After a few too many drinks, Brinker’s mom started clomming in the living room—loudly moaning and flailing around like a deranged octopus, completely ignoring the fact that the neighbors could hear every bit of it.

by Hennessey_Szn May 1, 2025

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

Hot Clamming

The process of having intercourse while the female partner has a moderate fever. Preferably coming down from the flu when extra mucus output begins. Typically performed by couples, the male should not have a fever, thus giving him the extra sensations of a super-heated extra-slimy pussy.
Unless the fever is over 100°F it's not considered 'hot clam'. A fever of 103+ is extremely mood-inhibiting thus only achievable by master hot clammers. Therefore optimal temperatures will be between 100-102°F ~ 37-39°C.

n. Hot Clam, Clam·med, Clam·ming, Clam·mer

Guy: "My wife was hot clamming me Friday night, now im feeling a little under the weather."

Dude: "I bet it was worth it though."

Guy: "It was the best pussy I've ever had. Period."

by SZfiftyfour July 8, 2011

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

comming out day

On 29 oktober every year is the national comming out day! Lets all start come out on this day!

-When did you come out?
- I came out on national comming out day!
- Whens that?
- On the 29th of oktober!

by Hejsandinpeepeepoopoo June 5, 2021

Clamming

The female version of "Seagulling". To throw lady juice at a random stranger.

Did you see that crazy woman...she was clamming all over his face!

Harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

Leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

Eli stated: "I could use a good clamming!"
Phil replied: "Me too!"

by pheli May 28, 2010

comming

A common misspelling of a word that seems so easy to spell that it hurts your brain when it's actually misspelled in this fashion. Even if you sounded out the word "coming" phonetically, to try and spell it, you would not get anything resembling "comming."

Can be found most often on internet message boards and "Comments" sections.

People's obsessions with improper spelling are comming to an apocalyptic climax.

by TheBroiler December 22, 2009