Crooming

Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.

Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.

Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.

Crooming by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023

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Cooming

A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute

And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine

Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same

Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*

Cooming by The wise man of the mountain August 2, 2020

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Crooming • Cooming • Crooning • crooping • Crooging • Crooking • chooming • Croofing • Crooving • Cooming inside me

Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.

AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!

Im cooming by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

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crooging

noun
1. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

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2. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"

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3. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee

"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"

verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."

Origin of crooging - croogster

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

crooging by Willis Shakespeare November 9, 2016