Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.
Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.
Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.
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Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*
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1. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
noun,
2. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"
noun,
3. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee
"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"
verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."
Origin of crooging - croogster
1. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
noun,
2. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"
noun,
3. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee
"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"
verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."
Origin of crooging - croogster
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
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