coom

Ejaculate; cum.

AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH

by Sulphuric_Glue October 8, 2019

coom

The sticky, white stuff your mom ate for breakfast

I coomed into your moms cereal

by Veteran Bandit April 13, 2021

coom

the shit that cums out ya dick

i just coomed on your grandmother

by CaptianDickandBalls March 24, 2021

coom

a slang word for "cum" or "semen"

"bro he's probably about to coom lol"

by ninjakirbz June 22, 2021

coom

An orgasm, or something so great that it would be considered to produce an orgasm.

"Whoa, that stuff is coom."
"*coom*"

by enervate December 22, 2003

coom

Glasgow slang for when somebody takes a joke too far.

dude you totally coomed it... *silence then mocking laughter*

by Fuck Your Logic April 28, 2008

Coom

cum

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

by coomgod November 15, 2020