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A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute

And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine

Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*
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Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.
Cooming by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020
Miss spell for the word cum
Cooming by Msdicksucker July 4, 2023
"Dude Kyle is cooming!"
Cooming by WraithTheDictonary September 25, 2022

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny
Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-
Cooming inside me by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.
AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!
Im cooming by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

OH GOD IM COOMING 

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass
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