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Crammitol 

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.
Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!
Crammitol by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.
Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Hot Clamming 

The process of having intercourse while the female partner has a moderate fever. Preferably coming down from the flu when extra mucus output begins. Typically performed by couples, the male should not have a fever, thus giving him the extra sensations of a super-heated extra-slimy pussy.
Unless the fever is over 100°F it's not considered 'hot clam'. A fever of 103+ is extremely mood-inhibiting thus only achievable by master hot clammers. Therefore optimal temperatures will be between 100-102°F ~ 37-39°C.

n. Hot Clam, Clam·med, Clam·ming, Clam·mer
Guy: "My wife was hot clamming me Friday night, now im feeling a little under the weather."

Dude: "I bet it was worth it though."

Guy: "It was the best pussy I've ever had. Period."
Hot Clamming by SZfiftyfour July 8, 2011

Clambite 

Female version of t-bagging
Susan gave mike a clambite

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
Clampit by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018