Clammit

Like a knuckle touch but you touch the wrists instead of the fist

Bro she was totally checking you out, clammit!

by clambro June 11, 2015

Crammitol

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.

Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Clampit

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Hot Clamming

The process of having intercourse while the female partner has a moderate fever. Preferably coming down from the flu when extra mucus output begins. Typically performed by couples, the male should not have a fever, thus giving him the extra sensations of a super-heated extra-slimy pussy.
Unless the fever is over 100°F it's not considered 'hot clam'. A fever of 103+ is extremely mood-inhibiting thus only achievable by master hot clammers. Therefore optimal temperatures will be between 100-102°F ~ 37-39°C.

n. Hot Clam, Clam·med, Clam·ming, Clam·mer

Guy: "My wife was hot clamming me Friday night, now im feeling a little under the weather."

Dude: "I bet it was worth it though."

Guy: "It was the best pussy I've ever had. Period."

by SZfiftyfour July 8, 2011

Clambite

Female version of t-bagging

Susan gave mike a clambite

by Lc3 wlc class 10-005 utah February 13, 2010

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

Clampit

An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!

That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit

by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018