Clamity

You just misspelled calamity, how?

Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again

by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

clamity

An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.

For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021